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When a man lays down on his back with an erection and a woman jumps off of a chair or high perch and tries the land herself on the mans penis.
Man, we tried the flying weasel last night and she missed and broke my dick
It's is a way of saying fuck off or go away at times we get people that annoy the humanity out of you so we use such words to chase them away
Random person you call friend: Lmao your girlfriend is ugly, know why?
Me: No why?
Random person you call friend:Because you're dating her LOL!
Me: Bruh Go fly with your lame ass jealous ass goofy ass.
When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"
Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.
Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!
The most common message seen on Minecraft anarchy servers, especially 2b2t.
Your duel with TheCampingRusher: Both at 1 HP
2b2t: Kicked for flying
You:
Where two people of the opposite sex ( Or same if you are feeling happy ) get together and perform this sex move. It's where one person takes a pencil, shoves it in their eye and the other person shoves it up their butthole.
Can be done with more pencils to fit more people.
John: "Hey wanna do the flying pumpkin tonight?"
Jim: "Yeah man! I have the pencil."