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the word horn dawg comes from the latin word, hornh-dawg-aye which means:one who penetrates a male or female dog in the pooper.
I'm so fucking horny......... I think I'll go be a horn dawg with that huskie...
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although decorum dictates proper use of your vehicle's horn while navigating through traffic that steers you through many of the mornons on the road, an occasional blow at a total idiot is most satisfying.
An unfortunate encounter with any idiot driver allows you to break horn ettiquette and show your displeasure by honking at the offender therfore publicly commeting on his questionable heritage and intelligence.
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Something a guy wears meaning that he doesn't want to have intercourse with young beautiful women
Alan hates women so he wears an Italian horn
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Elk Horn is a small Danish town, located in Iowa. Home to the Danish Windmill. The people of Elk Horn are friendly and really welcoming. The sports program at Elk Horn-Kimballton is outstanding, in my oppinion. If you were to walk in the halls of Elk Horn Kimballton Community School while kids were in between classes, you wouldn't see gangs. You wouldn't see students shoving insults at eachother and cussing. You would hear kids chattering "Hello", because everyone knows everyone in that school. You would also notice this guy named Zach, just because he's soo tall(6'5"). You would see teachers standing at their doors with friendly looks on thier faces. You would also notice Jen's gorgeous face. If you don't, you're blind, because it's absolutly breathtaking. Anyways, the closeness of all the students is what makes the sport teams so successful. This kindness is also demonstated throughout the town.
Elk Horn is a very pleasant town, and you should visit it someday.
I want to raise my children in Elk Horn, Iowa.
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When an unusually high amount of telephone calls are recived in a certain period of time.
Friend: That's the fifth phone call I've gotten in the last five minutes.
Me: The horn is hot my friend, the horn is hot.
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Term used to describe a person who has a larger than normal nose. People tend to avoid these large noses out of fear of getting hit by them.
" Wow, that girl had a rockin' body, but damn did she a have some horn nose."
" Steve you should get work done on that horn nose so someone might actually find you attractive."
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when a girl sits on a guys face and the guy licks the clit and puts his nose in her asshole, and reaches up and rubs her nipples until she cums.
Tony gave Gretel a french horn. she squirted in his mouth and shit on his nose and was very satisfied!
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