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A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass
Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar
Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest
Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit Michigan. Welcome to the stage, Trixie Mattel!
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When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.
I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet
A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick
If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
KJ walkin round like he don’t got a Michigan Hat. Stupid ass…