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Heavy shoes which allow workers to walk on warm material without leaving tracks.
Also can be used as an insult or accusation of guile, saying one either has heavy steps or aren't very agile, or that they think they are clever.
I see you got them asphalt shoes. Now see if you can walk on water for me, ya jackass.
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Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.
Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
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Slang for FERRET, since FERRETS love to inspect their owner's shoes. Probably derived from their instinct to check holes for small animals to kill and eat.
ON THE PHONE:
I want to move to California, but, are shoe inspectors legal there?
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Some consider this an art, some may consider a learned skill, and I myself think it is a bit of both. At the onset of the act, can be very technical. However during the closing is pure art. Please keep in mind this a sexual act enjoyed by both partners. Shoe Lacing is when at the time of ejaculation. The man must control himself by holding back the semen (generally by squeezing the penis) this will allow an even flow of release as appose to a pulsation. IE: technical. Now the art form. At this time the man has the opportunity paint what would look like the lacing of a Converse All Star any ware on his partners body, preferably the face.
My girl and I were making mad love last night. I was about to reach an all time high explosion of semen. I pulled out and said in a rage, TIME FOR A SHOE LACE! By the time I was through shoe lacing her, her face looked like a pair of Kedds sneakers.
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The old man hiking shoes that are worn daily by embarrassing dads, uncles, and on occasion grandfathers.
Description: The weird rubber/mesh sandal looking roman shoes that strap around you foot a gazilaon times with hideous amounts of Velcro to secure in your precious piggies. Yet with large openings for air to flow thru your feet to keep them fresh while letting in parasites and creepy crawlies.
All in all, a wanna bee hippie tree-hugging old man fad that must die
Dude whats with the granola shoes?
They are mere hiking sandals with mesh siding and leather straps, that i use for everyday activities to formal occasions. Oh and 10% of my purchase helped an independent company plant a tree in the amazon!--thus making them nongranola ie
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A:To run away from the police, a person that runs from the police.
B: To take a turn at a high speed in a moter vehicle and two tires leave the ground and u ride on two tires.
Example A: Alex,"Did u hear about Dwight"
Keath, "no"
Alex, "Dwight was in his car and the police flashed there lights but he chose Two shoes and took Pleasanton police on a high speed chase.
Example B:He was driving so fast when he got off the exit he was riding on two shoes
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the act of cumming into a women's vagina and proceeding to stick your foot in her pussy and squish the gizz and pussy juice between your toes.
Dude was snow shoeing Brittany last night, and let me tell you it was some hotsnow.
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