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Close frinds or pals very jokey
We're close, we're down like four black tires!
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A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.
Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."
(enter store)
Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."
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Kind of like fishing for compliments, this is someone who "Fishes" in the same way but for criticism. People do this to build sympathy from others and depict themselves as a victim. Often times, it's obviously fake. btw, the "Boots" and the "tires" can be used interchangeably.
"Omg Cathy keeps fish'n for boots n' tires. I can't believe people are falling for this."
Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.
Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.
Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.
He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.
Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.
How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.
{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.
A reference to when Tubbo stayed in bed for 38 hours straight and called it a tired arc.
He was incredibly dehydrated and it messed him up immensely; Ranboo threatened to block him (on stream) if he didn't take care of himself
Frederick: where've you been?
Me: I've just finished my tired arc.
Frederick: How long?
Me: 38-hours.
Frederick: Damn... Tubbo much...
John: You did a 38-hour tired arc? are you alright dude?
Me: no