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The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Something an old crackhead called Cathy will say to you after almost being ran over by some lip in a car near to a care home in central Birmingham (may also happen outside a nursery with a name that kind of rhymes with tittle nipple, but this is rare). The phrase will be spoken when the crackface opens their legs outside an old dirty phone box, and tries to smooth talk you. Usually followed by a loud cackle. This strange sound is the crackholes mating call. If the crackbum says this phrase to you, run away to the nearest off license and buy some fruit gums.
Charlie Help! There is a crackhead walking towards me!
Kaid Hopefully some lip will run her over and save us!
Cathy Keep on screwing!
Both Aaahhh! Kill her!
Cathy You lips! KEEP ON SCREWING!
Both Disembowl her dead corpse!
When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.
Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU
A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.
My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.
"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.
Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
It’s always good business with Screw Bando.