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When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first
Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.
Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.
Toweling;
E.g (naked play fighting)
She wanted to give him a toweling but he just wanted to kiss her like a movie star!
When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture
She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her
January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body
"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."
I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.