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This is worst insult in the world. It causes instant heart attacks and/or permanent blindness.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
*person 2 faints*
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An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.
Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE
As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
One of the worst insults ever, how Japan was nuked, how Troy was taken, how France surrenders every time
Joan: Ur Mom gay lol
Peter: Well ur dad lesbian bitch
Oscar: your granny tranny dipshits
David: Ur grandpap a trap. I win
You, an intellectual: ur Auntie a thottie
*japan nuked a third time, asteroid hits earth, Black Death happens again, PETA takes over world*
A finishing move in an intellectual debate in which the user of this phrase is beginning to lose the argument and is using this as his final move to defeat the enemy once and for all.
There is ONLY ONE counter to this phrase, when you use this phrase and the other person responds with "No U", that means you lost. Just accept your losses and leave the debate.
However, if the opponent says "no U" you COULD respond with "no U squared" and the other person has one response "no U cubed", if it gets to this extent the entire earth could explode so you have to be VERY careful when going this far.
Opponent: A good leader can engage in a debate frankly and thoroughly, knowing that at the end he and the other side must be closer, and thus emerge stronger. You don't have that idea when you are arrogant, superficial, and uninformed.
You: Well ur granpap a trap
Opponent: (GASPS) No U
You: No U Squared
Opponent: No U Cubed
You: I am sorry, I did not mean to antagonize you sir, please excuse me Ill do anything.
Opponent: You can suck my ****
You: Okay that is fine sir I don't want to destroy this entire planet (Sucks penis intently)
Opponent: Ugh this is nice
Everyone lives happily ever after
A very dangerous phrase, not to be used lightly. Has risen from other primitive phrases such as ur mom gay, and ur daddy lesbian.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
*every world ceases to exist as God himself falls down onto his knees and weeps
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This is by far the worst insult you can tell someone in the entire universe. God himself forbids himself from speaking of this.
1: Ur Mom gay
2: ur Dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: Ur grandpap a trap
1: Ur sister sisters a mister
2: Ur brother a mother
(Literally every living thing in existence gets the life sucked out of them)
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ur mom gay
jake: you suck at m i n e c r a f t
jack: no u
jake: ur mom gay
jack: *ruptures brain and fucking dies*
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