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poppin' the weasel

Cheating, whipping it out, get the idea?

Today, me and John's girlfriend were poppin' the weasel! I hope he doesn't find out.

by C dawg1241235 October 15, 2010

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land weasel

A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.

The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.

by Tabraea February 3, 2010

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stink weasel

a creepy hairless rodent.usually seeking an anus to burrow in.there could be a nasty aftermath.

That stink weasel wouldn't get away from my dripping bunghole.

by Andrew Heinecke December 27, 2005

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butt weasel

Someone who seems to be fascinated or obsessed with, ahem, the "nether" regions.

All Jordan does anymore is tell toilet jokes--he's turned into a such a nasty ass butt weasel.

by surfbird March 4, 2009

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sneaky weasel

1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.

Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.

by Todd Lee October 28, 2005

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cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 7, 2006

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Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

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