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THE WEEKEND IS FOR FAKE ASS FANS. LIKE BRO ITS THE WEEKND.
Person 1 : Yo bro do u listen to the weekEnd?
Person 2 : ITS THE WEEKND
Booking in to a hotel for three days with benefits and not leaving the room.
Lucy how’s about some weekend fun
A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.
Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.
The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police
Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.
The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.
A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:
On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together
Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street
Roll on the weekend and remember the closer to forty the more naughty sorted
Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!