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Simp

A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020


Simp

Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.

Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.

When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!

by A true Uchiha April 4, 2020


Simp

A man who worships a girl who doesn’t like him back. Another word for a man whore

That kid Evan is mad Simpin

by Kobe’s helicopter January 31, 2020


Simp

A man who leaves all his boys behind for a bunch of hoes who think they’re tik tok queens. Normally named Cole but names vary and normally has a 3 inch peter

Cole you fucking simp, you left the boys for these tik tok hoes.”

by Daddyjake14 March 3, 2020


Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020


simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 3, 2020


Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and self worth, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.

Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'

by Yenicememe May 10, 2022