Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.
Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.
He is an extremely sweet and caring person. He remembers small details about you even if you live a 1000 miles away he'd remember what your favourite drink is or what are your fears! He's an amazing friend!
Charlie winter is a great person to be around
Classification of a mature man used by a younger woman for the purpose of amorous entertainment during the winter months. Also known as a VWB.
She couldn't survive the cold night's of February without her vintage winter blanket.
Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.