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A MOTHERFUCKING SHITFACE OF A PERSON
mARK WAS SUCH TURJEY FART
Being Fart Pilled is basically a middle ground between Blue Pilled and Red Pilled political wise. Meaning not right wing not left wing but middle ground
Guy 1: Hey are you based and red pilled?
Guy2: Na I don’t like either Party I’m based and fart pilled
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out
a female who is overweight and promiscuous
After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sheila really went downhill. She gained weight and started sleeping around. She's a real fart bag now.
Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.