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The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.
When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse
Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"
A brown-skinned brotha that knows Boston like the back of his hand. (AKA Mr. Boston) He also takes on hopeless cases of white girls trying to obtain their "Ghetto Passes" and he enjoys Haitian food emmensely.
Amber: "Man, I wish I was more black."
Cliff: "No worries baby. Beantown Brown gonna hook you up!"
A type of storm similar to a supercell. A brown regency usually is a storm with multiple tornados that create a brown look to the environment, similar to what a dust storm does, but this is with tornados.
Dude, did you see that huge Brown Regency in Central Texas the other day?
When you’re having anal sex and the person receiving shits on your tip
Damn Sarah gave me brown tip last night