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WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK
Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!
Well you guys must be horny if you guys are searching this up
"man, hes such a chicken dick"
Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy
Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME
1. A word to describe the arousal status of the male penis.
2. When a man's penis is limp and/or won't stay erect while attempting to have sex and/or during masturbation.
Jay was so nervous to have sex for the first time, that he ended up with a chicken dick; his penis went limp.
Fast food business that primarily sells chicken like Popeye's, Church's and KFC.
Man I am hungry, I think I will cut to the chicken hut and grab a 3 piece to go.
The holy grail of all things that are cheesy, crunchy, that will surely lead to premature mouth orgasm. Made with shredded chicken and cheese-this dish will solve all of your problems as long as you have a microwave and an outlet.
Scott was super depressed with life until Ashley came in and showed him that a plate of chicken nachos is more effective than Zoloft.
When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex
Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈