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Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".

Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.

by Bro 2012 December 28, 2021


Bros before hoes

(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else

Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that

Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl

by YEET5454 March 28, 2022


bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022


Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020


hoe-mania

the obsession or euphoric feeling that comes from being sexually expressive; AKA a hoe (woman who takes control of her sexuality and is a bad bitch)

I'm having hoe-mania from all the guys I'm hooking up with

by Charles Cudworth January 29, 2021


Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe

Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020


Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.

Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020