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A long thing on a boys butt that’s super fun to suck on and stick up your vagina.
It’s so satisfying to see how far up your vagina you can stick a penis
I suck my boyfriends penis cause it a foot long and I also put it in my vagina cause it’s so long and I can deep throat and it goes so far up my fucking vagina
Something that is small.
Wait a minute. They are all small, right? It’s not just mine is it?
Me: *reveals penis*
Girl (shocked): “That’s hella small. Lol.”
Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.
"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.
I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.