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You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!
when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies
i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested
A nigga who is simply has a big ass and is a gay cum drinker.
Tyrone Is a " Big Booty Gay Bitch Ass Cum Nigga"
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A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"
A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
Yellowish tinge and tastes like gummy worms
"Oh man that minion cum is so tasty"!