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Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.

Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes

by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020


Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".

Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.

by Bro 2012 December 28, 2021


Bros before hoes

(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else

Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that

Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl

by YEET5454 March 28, 2022


bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies

by sussybaka6969420 October 31, 2022


Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020


crinkle cut hoe bag

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

by SavageBP November 04, 2017


Icy hoe

The man, the myth, the legend. Some say his tacos are the most taco-y tacos. Usually seen with Patricia, the anthropomorphic glove.

For a good taco, call Icy Hoe

by Zachwashere May 22, 2022