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ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!
joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”
On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty
John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”
March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.
“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”
National hug a wall day happens in January 29. You have to hug a wall atleast once on this day 😋❗❗ Y'all better do it roaches 🙄✋
Daniel - What day is it?
Katie - It's national hug a wall day!!! YOU BETTER HUG A WALL SO IT WONT FEEL SAD 🤬🤬🤬
National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy
national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
National zargadoula day it’s the day we celebrate zargadoulas birthday!! 15 march the day of zargadoulas birth.
Do you know what day is today? No. It’s national zargadoula day!!