Random
Source Code
Random
A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
10👍 1👎
A phrase often used by an angry spouse when their partner has described an inappropriate situation that they have been thinking about and the spouse would rather they didn't.
Peter: I'm just thinking about dem chicks! Dey were well fit! Banging!
Barbara: Go and wash your brain out!
4👍 7👎
a bandori tiktok creator who post edits, jokes, and i don’t know the rest.
“oh himariueharas tagged me in the 80th post today”
himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)- noun i think.
A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
56👍 29👎
A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."
"Wow... Such a dick."
7👍 1👎
When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
35👍 14👎
When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself
Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.
2👍 7👎