A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.
2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
A women with an insatiable thirst for semen.
I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
Someone who snorts cum to get a high feeling
ya that guy is a cum snuffler
kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.
1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.
A mixture between period blood and cum
Or a type of yogurt mainly including blue berries black barrys and raspberrys mixed with Greek yogurt
Man Debra's period cum tasted delicious last night.
An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨
Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."
B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!
Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her