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A place of your home that is used for sex-having. Could be a bed, your couch, kitchen countertops, etc. Whichever is most used.
“Peter is that your cum nest? That looks awesome”
“Yeah that’s my cum nest, I just used it last night”
“Sick bro”
After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."
His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.
A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.
Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps
This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.
Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.
A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.
Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*
guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”
guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”
Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.
Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.
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