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Something long/short that often times cums

I GOT A BIG PENIS

by Blank nightie December 4, 2024


Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021


Penis

It is a very ugly short little tree shaped stick

I saw a huge penis yesterday and I threw up

by Jdnhfjdbxhrke November 7, 2021


Penis

A hungry erect cobra, or a lusty love log
A dripping stiffer, or a rod to prod the bod and shoot its wad in the open mouthed cod. Fun to play with, fun to eat. Just don't bite. The penis is known by many names. Cock, dick, weiner, sosig, peen, wingwong, dingaling, anus pounder, and many more. Their common targets are meat sleeves, anal openings, plush toys, socks, fleshlights, and zippers

The penis is an important tool in spreading the infestation of humanity and ever increasing destruction and unnecessary stupidity that unfolds each day

by VortexMorpeko August 9, 2019


penis

something your mom likes

mom: i like penis

by bingchingbongchongchinaman November 26, 2021


penis

ock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

penis

by sakura Naruto December 5, 2020


penis

its so small and the useless piece of skin

omg look at rodricks penis its so small

by weewoo beeboo March 3, 2022