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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke

"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"

by J Bizzness Time August 18, 2011


Fat Daddy Dump

Fat Daddy Dump or FDD, is a person who will eat anything and everything. Usually the person who scarfs down other people's leftovers when they're not looking.

Originally seen on S2E8 of the youtube show 2Gingers, where Brian destroyed 50 McNuggets.

Look at that Fat Daddy Dump over there stealing fries from those children, dipping them in their chocolate milk, and eating them in front of their faces. Dude's got problems.

by 2Gingers May 28, 2020


the fat way

The act of folding your dick in half and securing with a rubber band and inserting into vagina or anus

She loose like wizard sleeves, I had too put it in the fat way

by Billdub August 9, 2023


You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024


Fat Lousce

a fat wank

marceli just had a fat lousce in a public toilet cause he saw two people fucking outside in the woods

by Magraz April 15, 2015


fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017


Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 August 18, 2008