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When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.
Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
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a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.
dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!
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what life is not about
Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures
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Where a female/male inserts cocaine into ones asshole. Afterward, the other person positions his ass near the nose of the person, then farting, causing the person to snort the cocaine with misery.
Me and my gay buddy were bored, so therefore we did the Colombian Butt Blast.
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A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.
"Eww! You got shitty butt-cum all over Grandma!"
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A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.
Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth
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The juices, germs, and fecal mattter exchanged between two people along with human lubricants.
That butt fucking residue is why british people have bad teeth.
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