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The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.
Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.
Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)
A Gay Red Bucket is a man that is sexually attracted to little boys
Yo did you know Petar is a Gay Red Bucket .
When you’re at a stop light and the light goes red to the green
We got that red to the muh-fugging green, if you know what the phuck I mean.
Red to the green in the mean machine.
Keep on talking like a meme machine.
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Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)
You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!
A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.