Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
It is what you say to one of the homies when they think something is hot, but it actually isn’t, or it is common and not that special.
Homie: Yo did you see the outfit Jessica wore today?! I could see so much of her cleavage!
Me: Easy bro. Nothing to bust a nut about
July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU
"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"
"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"
A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.
Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.
That's nuts on par enough to work.
*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
Tyler: I like nig nuts and I cannot like
Ryan: Ay that's gay
Noah: Dude what the fuck
inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.