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A doctor who works in free clinic in Bend that does anal cyst exams and then forgets to take his glove off, which he then uses to write with a pen, turn on/off the light, etc.
"The clinic is full of butt germs because of Dr. Butt finger."
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A Chupacabra Butt Party, also known as a Chocolate Eclair, is a sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman's anus, he takes a particle of feces known as a Dingleberry and plugs his penis hole with it. The final step is when the man asks the girl to "finish him off" with a blow job, at which point he ejaculates, blowing the Dingleberry into the girl's mouth, giving her a taste of doodie cake.
"Oh man I met this total freak at the bar the other night, I took that bitch home and had a Chupacabra Butt Party"
"Yeah dude I gave my girl the nasty Chocolate Eclair"
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A guy (or girl if you insist) who instead of using his/ her hand uses their butt.
A Plestowean Butt Lord will not use their hands to pick upthe TV remote they use their put cheeks to get it.
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A level of evil much greater than regular evil, that which includes the sheer horrendous pain of being fucked in the ass by someone more evil then you, which compounds the evil exponentially.
"I'm evil, evil, butt-fucking evil!!!" - Ozzy Osbourne, and who is more evil than Ozzy himself, eh?
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the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances
'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.'
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When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
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