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Jimmeroni and cheese is a bot. He slams on the whip and gets angry when Tristan pisses him off. Micholob Mitch is deadly and will take you women any day off the week. I hate Tgags.
He jimmeroni and cheese was tweaking ode.
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Term that describes having a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.
"I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off
I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!
When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese
Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense
When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.
While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.