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An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.
He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.
I have A STIFFY
OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT
When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.
Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.
When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.
*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol
Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.
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An excuse for why you cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband/partner/significant other...
Most often used my rather sheepish looking men
We were just talking and then one thing lead to another...
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