Random
Source Code
Random
When a couple releases a fart from each of their own anuses, and are close to one another, it's considered to be a marriage fart.
Person A of couple: *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
Person B of couple: *BLLLLLAAATTT*.....oh a marriage fart, honey! Oh wow smell what we created! It's like a pizza mixed with chili beans!
A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut
by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.
“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”
When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.
a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
The best fucking song ever. You will die if you hear it.so good
Dude I love that song Havana farting la
When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi
Matthew: By using the power of farts
Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep
Kate:.....Nice