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To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend
News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.
For example.
BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned
To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.
"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."
"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"
"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"
Beating the shit outta somebody.
See pwnd
Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!
John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!
Full moon in November, coinciding with brown leaves fell from the trees and grass starting to brown
Kevin: Look, there's a brown moon through the window!
Phil: What you're talking about? The moon isn't brown.
Kevin: The name "brown moon" is given to the full moon that occurs every November.
Phil: Really?
Kevin: Yeah, November is about brown turkeys, brown leaves, brown grass, and why not the moon too?
The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.
As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.
A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.