square mom

i term in modern English used to describe a good mother

"This Elinor is such a square mom"

square mom

Square mom-best mom

A triangle mom isn't as great as a square mom

mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

Those Moms 👄

The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.

Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!

Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.