titty knived

The experience of having someone make a promise and not come through on it.

"The band said they were going to show up tonight, but they never did. I got titty knived."

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steal your knives

to have sex with a virgin, to cause a female to lose her virginity
equivalent to pop your cherry.

example:
marc: i want to pop adrienne's cherry!
henry: what, you havent stolen her knives yet??

tobyn: what a fine piece of ass madeleine is!
JT: i know, i'd steal her knives any day!

"i'm about to steal your knives."

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Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

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long knives out

to sabotage a political candidate.

The RNC has the long knives out for Trump.

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Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives

Another way of saying "Exactly" because it usually sounds like "Eggzactly" or "Eggzact" or in this case "Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives".

My god, the snozberries do taste like snozberries... Eggs n' X-ACTO Knives!

Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives!

When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв

Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*

Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.

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Knives of Ascendance

Knives of Ascendance (KA) is an online anti-degenerate clan opposing the 4th brigade, based in Discord. It nukes and raids discord servers. It's led by Victor and Fear II.

Knives of Ascendance nuked my server again!!