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IQ vortex

A phrase used to describe someone of such little inteligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other average to intelligent human beings.
The idea is derived from the theory that someone can in fact be so inadaquete that when they speak or perform an unintelligent act that there "Negative IQ" creates a suction or "Vortex" where nearby intelligence qoutients spiral out of control into IQ absoulute zero,which is the focal point of the vortex (the person causing the dimensional void)
It is now commonly used as a put down to someone who says or does something dumb or to insult a generally uninteligent person.

Dumb person: "I beleive in ghosts"
Avrg person: "Thats a shame, try not be an IQ vortex when there are so many people around"

Dumb Person: "The federal government should have more authority in our lives"
Avrg Person: "HEY IQ VORTEX: please do the country a favor and never vote you fat prick"

Dumb Person: "lol"
Avrg Person: "I wish aids just squirted you in the face for typing that; you ignorant IQ vortex"

See also: idiot dumbass vortex IQ IQ Visor

by Dr Wilkins III June 6, 2007

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negative iq

invisible beam produced by dumb people that makes you feel dumber

all kpop stans have negative iq

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 6, 2022

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0 IQ

A dumb person or deed.

Can be said in different forms; for example: absolute value 0 IQ, magnitude 0 IQ, derivative of a interger IQ

Dude, that was so 0 IQ

- I got 0 on the exam

- how? That was easy
- Im 0 IQ

by ctvip July 4, 2019

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Hollywood IQ

The apparent idiocy of a character in a movie that does selectively moronic things that no real human being would ever do, usually for the purpose of advancing a lousy plot. Examples include, going back for the dog, entering a creepy-looking house alone wearing only your panties, and of course suddenly forgiving a love interest who treated you like dirt through the whole movie just for the sake of a happy ending.

"He's smart enough to concoct an experimental serum to genetically enhance the human body and mind, but dumb enough to try it on himself first, before testing it on rats or bunnies. WTF?"
"Hollywood IQ. Definitely."

"She's supposedly a mental olympian competing with the intellectual elite in a tournament in another city, but she doesn't even notice chaotic screaming and a 1500ft wave coming right at her as she goes back to fetch some stranger's purse from a taxi. Right..."
"She's operating with a Hollywood IQ, man. Give her a break."

by Kevnar August 26, 2009


Infinity IQ

A way of stating you are extremely high, usually used in conjunction with β€œnothing else matters”

Zuck: I have infinity iq bro nothing else matters dude
Anyone else: are you okay?
Zuck: dude it doesn’t matter I have infinity iq none of this actually matters

by XxWintxX October 21, 2018

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IQ 148

The IQ that your butt can't possibly possess which BTS's Rapmon certainly does being a smart ass brainy he is. Btw he is superrrr good in studies and is pretty good in English because of the world famous series, F.R.I.E.N.D.S. And he ranked as the top 1% in his exam. That explains why he is the leader!

Person: Rapmon is a hollow nutcase, such a dumbass!
Me: *searches "IQ 148" on internet and show him the results*
Person: Damn!

by Jungcock's Wifeu (P) October 23, 2017

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Binary IQ

A person with the IQ level between 0 to 1. Used jokingly or with a despiteful overtone to describe some one with absolutely stupid or silly behavior or extremely low intellectual level. Some one who is idiotic. Could also be used to describe a narrow minded person whose view of the world is only black and white, and nothing in between.

Many of those self righteous politicians seem to demonstrate a brain with binary IQ.

by Shirley Lin June 26, 2006

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