July 19

Only the realest motherfuckers are born on July 19th. Any other birthday is inferior, with few exceptions, like October 19th. If you were born in July 19th and came here to settle a bet, the other person who’s disagreeing should get motorboated by a porcupine.

Holy shit Joe’s hot, must be because he’s born on July 19th!

“Who’s Joe”
Joe fuckin Momma lmao

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COVID-19

The biggest cockblock in history

Man, i really got cockblocked by COVID-19

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19. october

The best people are born on this day. The smartest, most talented and most interesting. You will never meet a Libra born on that holy day that is not pure awesomeness. You are blessed if you meet someone born on that day. Cherish thst king/queen like they desreve.

P1: “Hey when were you born”
P2: “Oh, on October 19.” (19. October)
P1: No way dude, that is the best day to be born on. You are so lucky. You must be so smart.”

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march 19

national ask out your crush day!!!

meg: will you go out with me?
johnny: it's about time you asked that! why did you wait until march 19?

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December 19

December 19 is the day you give your boyfriend,bestfriend or someone a hug or kiss to make them feel good

Oh heyy its December 19, looks like you need a hug (gives hug)

Aw thanks (gives kisses

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January 19

People born under this flag got short tempers and a long fuse they may not react like there pissed but the never forget and forgiveness isn’t there strong suit that being said there smart and kind natured people how are very creative With a fucked up since of humor

I was born January 19

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January 19

If you were born on January 19th you are the smartest person walking around on the planet right now and everyone else is fucking stupid

Oh he was born on January 19th, I don’t think we should fuck with him

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