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When a fat kid is late to the bus to school and has to run.
Yesterday I saw my neighbor run the 200 pound dash, because his fat ass missed the bus
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When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.
Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
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A whole lot of whoopass, usually invited.
Originates in the first Dirty Harry movie, in which the bad guy pays a thug to beat him up so it can be blamed on Harry. The thug looks the bad guy in the eye just before getting started, sees his expression and says, "you really want two hundred dollars' worth."
He kept annoying me, so I gave him 200 dollars' worth.
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Like 2007 and 2009 but it's 2008 and it's great
Happy 200(GR)8! 2008 is going to be great!
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When a old man gets aroused and his dick turns to jelly
My grandpa shoved his Slippery Willy 200 up my ass
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what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!
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A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.
Q: Dude, how was the pen?
A: 200 dudes, 4 showers
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