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Not 5 minutes
Usually when people say 5 more minutes they are slower than people that say 6 more minutes
A:When are you coming
B:5 more minutes (gets slapped through the screen)
A:dont be lyin brah.
5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
It means that the person haven’t left the house. Usually still getting ready.
I’m 5 minutes away
The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends
Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.
The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule
The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends
"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"