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The dominant species on earth.
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever
guy 1: Awww who's a good kitty
cat: Meow.
all living beings in the universe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
cat: *claws everyone eyes out*
Everyone: soo cute
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catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules
honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted
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a cute,fluffy creature needing love
"aren't you the cutest cat ever! yes you are!"
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A hyper aggressive cat of legend. That Cat will bite anyone in its path to world domination
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Short for Catherine. This person is usually beautiful on the inside and the outside. she is nice to everyone and treats them with hers best and this leads to lots of people mistaking her for there best friend. If you are her friend, Well done hears a gold start. You got very lucky. Usually takes the social aspect of life and therefor must deal with conflict from others. If you know someone called cat and they bring conflict to your life, deal with it because she always will make up for any amount of conflict. Has bad self esteem usually but everyone knows she is a great person inside and outside and worth every effort. The people closest to her (Eg. boyfriends, brothers mums, Best friends and dads) all treat her like shit for no reason but everyone knows she only deserves the best. Orange eyes and most cats favorite color is green. If you ever see a cat (Catherine) alone and unhappy, this is because she has been miss-treated so go up to her make her feel exactly like she deserves, like a great person. Other girls should look up to this person, and make a attempt to be more like
"mum i made a new friend at school today" -Kid
"whats there name" -Mum
"Cat, short for Catherine" -Kid
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While they lack the zealous (and at times, excessive) loyalty of dogs, cats offer a valid form of companionship. In addition, they are useful for hunting unwanted pests and vermin, being quieter and not smelling as bad as their canine counterparts.
Cats are great fucking animals and anyone who hates them can cut off their own testicles with a kitchen knife and bleed to death.
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