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shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 7, 2011

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dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.

It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.

by meijer2000 November 19, 2009


grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

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Grab dick and ass day

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

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Dick Ass Shit

Dick Talk for "gay ass shit".

I was joking around and you punched me in the fucking face! Fuck that dick ass shit!

by pshars July 14, 2006

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dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

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dick ass bitch

mike

wow mike is such a dick ass bitch

by jennapooh101 February 14, 2018