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A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)
When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.
When someone doesn’t like you but they use you for a lift because it’ll be free
Joanne: we had no money for a taxi so we asked him for a free lift
Amy: oh so you jonesyed him
A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
To have a sexy ass nigga bounce up and down with that maximum jiggle-jiggle. Only for the homies tho, for actually twerking for random ass niggas is gay as fuck my guy. To buss-down jonesy is to twerk (t-w-ehr-ck) in front of your homies and give them a real good treat that will leave em' drooling over you. Proceed with caution, the Buss-Down Jonesy is so hot that unprepared homosexual gay men can suffer side effects, such as cardiac arrest, heart failure, heart attacks, and diabeetees.
HELL YEAH NIGGA HIT THAT BUSS-DOWN JONESY!!!