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to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping
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1) a crappy person.
2) anything used to wipe ones ass.
1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.
2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.
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The act of wiping your hands on your pants after washing them when no other approved method is available.
Son: There's no paper towel left Dad.
Dad: Boy wipe Son.
1.When people don’t wipe their ass right
2.high butt crack not cleaned properly
Have you ever been on an airplane or train and been like, ‘it smells weird!’ I’ll go, ‘someone’s got that high wipe!’
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when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.
Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
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The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.
I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.
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Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".
Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.