Alf mask

When you get down between a guy's legs and pull his scrotum up to make a mask, using his penis as the nose. Resembles Alf from the 80's tv show.

I love to use Jeremy's junk as an Alf Mask and sniff his underballs.

Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

Sick alf

To have a sick alf is to have a messed up hair style.

The use of the word "sick" is used sarcastically to mean shocking or shit.
The word sick is used normally by people to imply Insane, Cool, or Crazy

See sick

The alf part of the comment is unknown of its meaning.
It probably originates from Alf the hairy puppet.

See alf

James : "Nick, you have a sick alf."

Nick : "I know, I need to straighten it"

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Alf nose

a male with an uncircumcised penis. Commonly resembling the nose of Alf the alien character from the popular 80's show "Alf".

"Omg... Sarah is totally dating an Alf nose! I can't believe it"

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ALF aura

A shorter term of the expression: Angry Listening Face.

When a person looks really angry when he/she is concentrated or listening to a seminar.

Wow this girl sure has an ALF aura, I'm actually really scared of her!

angry alf

A stressy bitch who is annoying and needs to shut up.

Person 1: MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up
Person 1: Alright angry alf, or should i say angry ALV if your name is Ali and you have goof.

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CT Alf

a silly little conrwalin bastered who is a genuine is a retard and waffles for a million years about the most cringe and unimagenable things he has a level 3 gyatt and sever brain rot most comenly found edging to kayne feet pics and skibbide toilet and some times his sister. if he does not get at least 2 hours of kanye or skibbid toilet he will evolve into a racist little ubermench who will guzzle you cum on sight (his fav kanye song) he sleeps under kids beds and kisses there toes when deep asleep.

hey guys CT Alf is a warthunder sweat