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a suburb of columbus ohio, there is a total of about 10 houses under a million dollars and the home of the owner of limited, victorias secret, bath and body works, limited too, and express. the kids here are snobby not to mention preppy and if your 16 and 1 day and havnt received a mercedes yet; your shunned. new albany is home of the prestigious new albany country club with a $10,000 per month fee. the popular kids live in the "country club neighborhood" and living on the golf course is is key in social ranking. the kids go to new albany elementary, middle, and high school which is the size of a large college campus though new albany is only about 5 square miles. other that the fact that if your not a million/billionaire (there are many billionaires) your not highly ranked new albany is a nice place to live
Jill: want to go shopping at easton?
Jane: yeah let me get my dads platinum viisa
Jill: you dont have your own?!
Jane: nope
Jill: jane.. i dont think we can be friends anymore,, im going to the new albany country club
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home of mean, snobby, preppy kids who all own mercedes and live in million dollar homes. new albany elementary, middle, and high school is the size of a college campus. if they dont get what they want they cry to sleep. all of them are virgins even in 7th grade! they all wear hipster clothes and act like they're black. many are tall, have huge foreheads&think they can play lacrosse. overall dont live there :)
mean rude needshelp dontlive snobs new albany
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A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
The best city in Georgia. A city whose love has no end. Although we like friendly city rivals when it comes down to it we stick together. You're sure to find a good thing when you find someone from the 'Good Life City'.
My small city's called Albany, GA. #FieldMob
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Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.
A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.
While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!
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When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.
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A square-shaped edifice which is about as candy-free as it is substance-free. Established in 1814, this institution is highly devoted to the health of its students, which would explain the diet mayo and confiscation of white bread: not to mention the embargo on flip-flops, as they are an obvious fire hazard. And, of course, physical education takes absolute priority: seniors who cannot write an adequate paper for PE because they have to "study for APs" are clearly not qualified to graduate.
Lauded as the first girls' school in the country, its establishment is a milestone in American culture. Because if growing up female in America doesn't make you feel bad enough about your body, you can always go to school for it.
In the Albany Academy for Girls, always remember that gym is a room, not a class.
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