Alp

AAAAAAAA alp

Alp is

Alp

an adjective used to describe a creepy person

Person 1: Oh I love watching children *slurps*
Person 2: You are such an Alp

alps

Alps but misspelled

You are writing it wrong it isn't alps it's Alps

Alp

Pulling an Alp is a phrase used to describe the act of breaking up with someone by telling them you’re not sexually attracted to them.

You broke up by saying you’re not sexually attracted to them? Dude you pulled a classic Alp.

ALP

Aunt Laurie's literally shit

I eat ALP everyday!
Aunt Laurie brought over some special fudge made of ALP for her niece and nephew.

Alp

A person that is annoying but is going to get memory loss

Hey alp where is the ball at?
“Alp” idk

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS