alpine overcoat

Coffin

This jobs gonna put me in a alpine overcoat!

The Alpine Kiss

Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.

I met my love by doing The Alpine Kiss

Alpine butterfly

A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.

I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night

Alpine glow

A word made up to impress someone to look like you know what you're talking about

"The alpine glow looks beautiful tonight"

Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though

The alpine car is gonna blow up

Alpine Lunge

An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"

P1: Whoa did you see that?!

P2: What?

P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!

P2: Oh no! Boulders!

Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.

Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!