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one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, the awsomest chipmonk of the 3..
-_- there is no exmple for alvin
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When you lose a fantasy football Matchup because a skill position player throws an erroneous touchdown or interception
Wow I can't believe I just lost because Reggie Wayne threw an interception, man I just got Alvinned!
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Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.
The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.
The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.
Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.
Alvins, The - examples of use.
- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."
- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."
- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.
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Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.
The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.
The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.
Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.
Alvins, The - examples of use.
- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."
- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."
- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.
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noun
the douchebag bully who has no life. he enjoys fucking squirells and milking his udder. he thinks he is kool when he really isnt. in his spare time, he spams people and masterbates.
adj
to act like a douchebag and overreact to a small thing
noun:
girl: WTF ALVIN GO FUCK UR SELF
alvin: I ALREADY DID!!! NOW GO AWAY WHILE I MILK MY SELF
adj:
omg stop being so alvin!
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The most unimaginative name ever given to a human being. Is very capricious and is very rich, but lacks almost all intelligence to understand basic concepts in jokes. Has a mole that is extremely humongous and is aware and alive and grows hair. Also has white hair
Alvin: Wanna play Minecraft?
You: Sure
Alvin: UP TO YOU!
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