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A website which allows insecure and uninformed teenagers to spout what they erroneously believe is wit, wisdom, or knowledge.
A common occurrence is for fans of a band to beg the reader to be "open minded" about this band, which they "discovered" on mtv. Nevertheless, these entries provide worthwhile amusement at the expense of whining teenagers.
good places to start witnessing pitiable definitions: Green Day, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, and Evanescence
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"Alas, i've just encountered another braindead definition on Urban Dictionary"
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the place where middle aged men go to make sexual jokes about random stuff, or where little kids go to make up "funny" things about themselves, and saying that they have a big dick when it is actually the size of a peanut. or very rarely it can be the place for nerdy scientists to actually put in a definition of a word which nobody enjoys.
fred: hey man whatcha doing?
joe: making a hilarious word definition on urban dictionary.
fred: is it how you have a "huge dick"?
joe: ya...
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A rather screwed site which consists of a voting page that can't be used to vote for real meanings because EVERYONE is spamming on it with... You don't want to go there. It's on the verge of becoming a meme and, as a matter of fact, LET'S MAKE IT ONE!
Hey, want to do some voting on The Urban Dictionary?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A place where jerkoffs and trolls define themselves and others. A place where people go to figure out what shit means because they're too lame and out of the loop. A place where people try to make up their own horseshit slang so that it can trend and they can take credit. A place where people try and define their favorite celebrities to show appreciation despite the fact that those celebrities will never come on here to see them. This is a place that people go to to look up their own names and either get a major boner over it or get majorly butthurt over it.
Yet all this is part of Urban Dictionary's plan to conquer their long-run goal of selling enough mugs.
Speaking of which, click below to buy an "Urban Dictionary" mug!
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rubbish it has a nice smoothe book cover and reminded me of a potato I love it because it's really retarded and stupid just like me.
The urban dictionary is really stupid.
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A place where people will be people and share their views to the wider community, so they can spread joy and happiness throughout the world like Santa Claus and for people of all ages to understand words like WAP and Logan Paul.
God Bless Urban Dictionary - Jesus
Teacher: Kids where do you go if you don't understand something
Kids: URBAN DICTIONARY
Teacher: Correct, you all get A+
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The toxic site you are on right now.
The site was meant to help others figure out the meaning of slang terms. Instead we get a bunch of fools adding sexual and discriminatory themes to every word imaginable.
“Urban dictionary is a toxic site filled will edgy kids who lack any maturity whatsoever.”
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