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A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.
A: She just kinda started acting normal around me again
B: Sounds like a midwest apology
When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
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1.the act of couple of lovers,friends and family waiting for each other to apologize after a fight. However individuals in aren't waiting for the other apologize out of sincerity but mere out of being stubborn out right refusal to admit they're wrong but merely want it to end just for the sake of it.
Joe "What's going with Mary?"
Jim " She and I are playing apology chicken"
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“Deep Apologies” is a text someone uses as an alternative to ghosting. The appropriate response to this text is the OK Hand Sign Emoji. The inappropriate (and most common) response is, “GO TO HELL!”
Initial Text: “Is there any hope that you’ll ever take me back? Please, I need you, I really do. God help me, I need you so bad. I’ll never cheat on you again, I swear. I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.”
Text Response: “Deep Apologies”
Last Text: “You fucking bitch, if I ever see you again I’ll tear your eyes out!”
when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.
"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
When she gives a bj as an act of penance and in the spirit of feeling sorry for having trespassed against her man.
She was on her period, so nstead of make up sex, she gave him an apology bj. She kept repeating how sorry she was and it healed his heart.